I saw this on the Van Dwellers group.
I think I've seen it before, somewhere else.
Anyway, it's a worthwhile read.
* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight,
and bull-strong.
* Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance.
* Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
* A bumble bee is considerably faster than a
John Deere tractor.
* Words that soak into your ears are whispered
...not yelled.
* Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.
* Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
* Do not corner something that you know is
meaner than you.
* It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.
* You cannot unsay a cruel word.
* Every path has a few puddles.
* When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
* The best sermons are lived, not preached.
* Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never
gonna happen, anyway.
* Don't judge folks by their relatives.
* Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
* Live a good, honorable life.
Then when you get older and think back, you'll
enjoy it a second time.
* Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin'
you none.
* Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
* If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is
stop diggin'.
* Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
* The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to
deal with,
watches you from
the mirror every mornin'."
* Always drink upstream from the herd.
* Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that
comes from bad judgment.
* Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than
puttin' it back in.
* If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some
influence, try orderin' somebody
else's dog around.
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